To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas
We wish you a spooky evening
We wish you a spooky evening
We wish you a spooky evening
And an evil New Year.
Painful torture we bring
To you and your skin,
Painful torture for Halloween
And a frightful New Year.
Oh bring us a bloody earlobe
Oh bring us your stinky entrails
Oh bring us your scary stories
And bring them right here.
We won’t go ‘til we get some
We won’t go ‘til we get some
We won’t go ‘til we get some
And I see you show fear.
by Abe Vigoda