To the tune of Take Me Home, Country Roads
Far from Heaven,
Transylvania…
Heads on fenceposts
Senseless daily slaughter.
Vlad the Impaler
Blood thirsty through & through,
Takes a wooden stake
And points it right at you.
Haunted groves, take me home
To the place, that I belongggg,
Transylvania, blood will stain ya
Take me home, haunted groves.
I hear a voice from the crypts
That keeps calling me
Telling me that I should get far far away,
Running down the path
I see my head fly off into a tray,
Into a trayyy.
Haunted Groves, take me home
To the place, that I belongggg
Transylvania, blood will stain ya,
Take me home, haunted groves.
by Paul Rubens