To the tune of Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell Rock
Jingle Hell bling and Jingle Hell sting,
Bloatin’ and floatin’ up bodies galore
Now the Jingle Hell prince wants some more.
Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell Rock
Jingle Hell chime and Jingle Hell crime,
Bleedin’ and a heavin’ in Jingle Hell Square
That’s the Jingle Hell, that’s the Jingle Hell,
That’s the Jingle Hell Rock.
by Sarah Palin