To the tune of God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen
God rest you scary Frankenstein
On Einstein’s bed you lay,
Remember what an evil beast
Was born on your birthday,
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we had gone astray.
Oh tidings of terror and fear
Terror and fear,
Oh tidings of terror and fear.
He came from Transylvania
The vampire he was born,
And laid within a casket
Upon this blessed morn,
The witch his mother Dracula
Did nothing take in scorn.
Oh tidings of terror and fear
Terror and fear,
Oh tidings of terror and fear.
by Tom Jones