Here comes Frankenstein
Here comes Frankenstein
Up off the doctor’s chair,

Arms and legs
All sewn up together
I think that’s Britney’s hair!

Stitches bleeding
Folks are fleeing
All in terror and fright,

Lock your doors
And say your prayers
It’s Halloween tonight.
 
by Milli Vanilli

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Oh, you better not shriek
You better not groan,
You better not howl
You better not moan,
The Grim Reaper is coming to town.

He’s gonna find out
From the folks that he meets,
Who should have arsenic put in their treats,
The Grim Reaper is coming to town!

He’ll search in every graveyard,
Haunted houses far and near,
To see if you should stay alive
Or die right here in fear!

So… you better not shriek
You better not groan,
You better not howl
You better not moan,
The Grim Reaper is coming to town!
 
by 2Pac
 
*Published by Swarthmore College

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O spooky night!
The ghouls are softly howling,
It is the night
That the dead take the earth.

Long lay the world
In sin and error pining,
This is the hour
That the damned take their worth.

The chills and fear
The weary world endures in,
For yonder breaks
A cold and eerie eve.

Fall on your knees
O hear the evil voices,
O night malign
O night, when you’re hunted down!

O night…
Malign!!!
O night
O night malign.
 
by Leonard Nimoy

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Frosty the goblin
Was a very evil soul,
With a three-pronged stick
And a ten-pound brick
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the goblin
Was a very wicked ghoul,
With a scary grin
And a bottle of gin
And he got kicked out of school.

It happened on a wicked night
When the dead were all awake,
Old frosty made an ugly noise
And the neighborhood did quake!

Ohhh!

Frosty the goblin
Was a very evil soul!
With a three pronged stick
And a ten-pound brick
And two eyes made out of coal.
 
by Bob Barker

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Screams you’ll give us
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Or else we’ll haunt you too
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Our finest knives we bring
Pa rum pum pum pum,
To slice your mortal soul
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum.

So to follow you
Pa rum pum pum pum,
That’s why we’ve come.

Little monster boys
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I am monster too
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I have no blood to shed
Pa rum pum pum pum,
I am the living dead
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum.

So let me join you
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Here I come.
 
by Ted Bundy

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We’re on sidewalks
We’re on porches
Dressed in costumes to scare,
Through the city we’re ringing your doorbells.

Trick or treating
Candy eating
Gooey stuff in our hair,
But the most fun is shrieking out loud.

Shivery yells!
Shivery yells!
That’s the Halloween nitty-gritty.

Moan and groan…
Leave us alone!
Halloween’s just once a year.
 
by Flava Flav
 
*Published by Swarthmore College

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A werewolf changes from full moon clear,
A furry, damned lost soul.

From human man a monster comes,
Night skies do take their toll.

Above the sad and lowly plains,
A scent so sour and foul.

The world in solemn stillness lay,
To hear the werewolf’s howl.
 
by Richard Nixon

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O come all ye frightful
Horrible and spiteful,
O doom ye, O doom ye
Too bad for you.

Meet at the graveyard,
Where moss grows over body-ohs.

O give us all your good stuff
O give it to us rough!
O come and join us
If you dare.
 
by Larry Bird

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O’er the hells we go
On a one hearse Chevrolet,
Dripping blood on snow
Howling all the way.

Skulls and crossbones burn
Making spirits bright,
Oh what fun to be buried alive
In a coffin sealed up tight.

Oh! demons in hell, demons in hell
Sulfur all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-hearse Chevrole-et!

Demons in hell, demons in hell
Witches all the way,
Oh what fun it is to die
And be dragged down rocks and clay.
 
by A Flock of Seagulls

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I’m dreaming of a white coffin
Just like the ones I used to know,
Where the nail heads glisten
And mortals listen
To hear vampires rise at night.

I’m dreaming of a white coffin
With every fleshy neck I bite,
May your days be scary, with fright!
And may all your coffinses be white.
 
by Red Buttons

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We wish you a spooky evening
We wish you a spooky evening
We wish you a spooky evening
And an evil New Year.

Painful torture we bring
To you and your skin,
Painful torture for Halloween
And a frightful New Year.

Oh bring us a bloody earlobe
Oh bring us your stinky entrails
Oh bring us your scary stories
And bring them right here.

We won’t go ‘til we get some
We won’t go ‘til we get some
We won’t go ‘til we get some
And I see you show fear.
 
by Abe Vigoda

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Scary night
Unholy night

All is gone
All is blight.

Round you possessed mother and child
Gruesome spirits too taunting and wild

Rest in eternal peace
Rest in eternal peace.
 
by Bam Bam

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Just hear those hell bells jangling
Strangling, mangling you,
Thrown in the fire
You are my human BBQ.

Your insides are boiling
Soiling this lovely stew,
When you dare stop leaking
I’ll be through with you.
 
by Justin Timberlake

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O skeletons! O skeletons!
Rattle down my hallway.

O skeletons! O skeletons!
Rattle in my attic.

Let them know, the day is here,
When your spirit will appear.

O skeletons! O skeletons!
Rattle through your graveyard.

by Michael Dukakis
 
*Published by Swarthmore College

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Up from the casket, vampire claws
Out climbs good ol’ Dracula.

All through your neighborhood
With big fat fangs
Vlad is the ruler of undead gangs.

Boo Boo Boo, who wouldn’t do
Boo Hoo Hoo, a bloody you-oo.

Up from the casket, big white fangs
All through your neighborhood
With undead gangs.
 
by Kris Kross

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Death and sickness
Have come for you,
Your body, soon, shall rot!

A lifeless corpse
With bug-infested wounds,

Your stench shall rule the world
Your stench shall rule the world.

And zombies and zombies
Shall eat your bones.
 
by Bart Simpson

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Ho’s a sing, are you listening?
Cherry Lane, heels ‘a glistnin’
A beautiful sight
We’re happy tonight,
Pimpin’ on a haunted Halloween.

Gone away, is your old hag
Here today, is a good shag
She sings a sweet song
As we go along,
Pimpin’ on a Haunted Halloween.

In the graveyard we can build a scarecrow
And pretend he’s Snoop Doggy Dogg.

He’ll say are ya lookin’?
We’ll say, no man!
But you can do the job when we’re in town.

Later on, we’ll expire
As we blaze by the fire
A hundred dollars a night
Doing it right,
Pimpin’ on a Haunted Halloween.
 
by Snoop Dogg

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On the 5th day of Halloween
My big ghoul gave to me…
Fiiiiiiiiive seeeeeeeevered heads.

Four mocking crows
Three scorched hens
Two tumbled bums,
And a rotten corpse in a dead tree!
 
by Matto Demon

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Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell Rock
Jingle Hell bling and Jingle Hell sting,
Bloatin’ and floatin’ up bodies galore
Now the Jingle Hell prince wants some more.

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell Rock
Jingle Hell chime and Jingle Hell crime,
Bleedin’ and a heavin’ in Jingle Hell Square
That’s the Jingle Hell, that’s the Jingle Hell,
That’s the Jingle Hell Rock.
 
by Sarah Palin

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Oh the corpses in the morgue are frightful
But the fires are so delightful,
The graveyards are full, we just learned
So let us burn! let us burn! let us burn!

The mortals lives keep ‘a poppin’
And it doesn’t show signs of stoppin’,
So the bodies buried deep will soon learn
To let us burn, let us burn, let us burn!

When we finally up and died
We were buried in the darkest of shires,
But now that there’s nowhere to hide
We’ll be thrown in the largest of fires!

Well the blazes of doom keep growing
And this Christmas, will not, be snowing,
But even if we don’t fit in the urn
Let us burn, let us burn, let us burn.
 
by Dr. Kevorkian

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I’ll be dead for Christmas
You can cry for me,
Teeth fall out and toenails grow
And rigor mortis will be.

Halloween will find me
A night where souls run free,
I’ll be dead for Christmas
You can cry for me.
 
by Lionel Ritchie

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Far from Heaven,
Transylvania…
Heads on fenceposts
Senseless daily slaughter.

Vlad the Impaler
Blood thirsty through & through,
Takes a wooden stake
And points it right at you.

Haunted groves, take me home
To the place, that I belongggg,
Transylvania, blood will stain ya
Take me home, haunted groves.

I hear a voice from the crypts
That keeps calling me
Telling me that I should get far far away,
Running down the path
I see my head fly off into a tray,
Into a trayyy.

Haunted Groves, take me home
To the place, that I belongggg
Transylvania, blood will stain ya,
Take me home, haunted groves.
 
by Paul Rubens

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We three vamps of Holy Banew
Bearing doom we traverse unto,

Fields of coffins, dawn time lock-ins
Following yonder moon.

Oh, ohhhhhhh,
Moon of evil, moon of night
Moon that gives vampires sight,

Westward leading, necks are bleeding
Guide us to thy perfect bite.

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom,

Sorr’w-ing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb.

Oh ohhhhhhhh…
Breath of evil, breath of night
Breath that freezes flesh before bite,

Very near, fangs appear
The undead become the most common ones.
 
by Joan Crawford

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The first motel
A-long the highway,
Was for certain poor strangers a place to stay.

A place to stay
Where it was spooky to be,
So-o close to Norman Bates’ family.

Motel, motel, motel, motel,
Born is the king of psycho-hell.

And in show-ers of blood
The end is nigh,
Mama’s dead in her rocker up in the sky.

While Norman cries,
While Norman cries,
And watches you with his psycho eyes.

Oh hell, motel
You can scream, you can yell!
Don’t check in at the Bates Motel.
 
by James Earl Jones

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Away in a casket
No blood for his tomb,
The little lord Dracula
Lay down his evil doom.

The sun in the sky
Looked down where he lay,
The little lord Dracula
Garlic keeps him at bay.

The people are scared
Their bleeding awaits,
But little lord Dracula
In darkness he waits.

I love Nosferatu
Look up from your tomb,
And bite my flesh
‘Till morning does loom.
 
by Steppenwolf

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Hark! the herald demons sing
Glory to the new-born King!
Disease on earth, no mercy shown
Sinners will be the ones who’r known.

Greedy all ye nations, rise
Join the triumph, ’tis no guise,
With th’ haunted host proclaim
Damien is born in bloody rain.

Hark! the herald demons sing
Glory to the new-born King!
Damien is, from Hades adored
Damien is, our everlasting Lord.
 
by an Elvis Impersonator

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Stab yourself a rotten little pumpkin
With a serrated knife,
Cut a hole with jagged little scary lines.

Little children hide beneath their beds
Boogie Man is here,
From now on you’ll be living in constant fear.

(slow)
So be safe little children,
And don’t pee in your underwear.
 
by Walt Whitman

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Here’s some freaky, stalky witches
Instilling terror and fear,
A cauldron they go
And predict I know
A year with wicked tears.

Here’s some chalky, walky zombies
With heads ‘o missing ears,
When you say hello
They just may go
And rip your worthless rears.
 
by Elvira

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Said the night wind to the rotting man
Do you smell what I smell?
Down in the alley, rotting man
Do you smell what I smell?

A skull, a skull,
Rolling out of sight
A trail of blood as long as a kite,
A trail of blood as long as a kite.

Said the rotting man to the CEO
Do you smell what I smell?
Down in the alley, Mr. CEO
Do you smell what I smell?

A pumpkin, a pumpkin,
Smashed all to hell
A trail of guts as long as a kite,
A trail of guts as long as a kite.
 
by Tom Petty & The Fartmakers

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God rest you scary Frankenstein
On Einstein’s bed you lay,
Remember what an evil beast
Was born on your birthday,
To save us all from Satan’s power
When we had gone astray.

Oh tidings of terror and fear
Terror and fear,
Oh tidings of terror and fear.

He came from Transylvania
The vampire he was born,
And laid within a casket
Upon this blessed morn,
The witch his mother Dracula
Did nothing take in scorn.

Oh tidings of terror and fear
Terror and fear,
Oh tidings of terror and fear.
 
by Tom Jones

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I wonder, wonder, who oh oh
Who wrote the Book of Death?

Hey, hey, hey
I loathe you yes I do

And here I have this Book of Death,
With it I’ll murder you.

I wonder, wonder, who oh oh
Who wrote the Book of Death?

I wonder whoooooooooo…

Yeaaaaaaahhhhh

Who wrote the Book of Death?
 
by Cher

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Welcome back
Your scabs,
they itch like all get out.

Welcome back
To that same dried blood
that you picked right off.

Well the pain, has all changed
since you leaked gangrene,
But your screams have remained
and they’ve gotten mean.

Who’dve thought we’d hear ya?
(Who’dve thought we’d hear ya?)
Amputate without painkiller?!
(Amputate without painkiller?!)

Yeah, we tease him a lot
Cuz he’s got some nasty gout
Welcome back!

Welcome back, welcome back,
Welcome back.

Welcome back, welcome back,
Welcome back.
 
by Jim Hightower

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We are the ghouls
We are the monsters,
We are the one’s that will suck your blood
And eat your candy.

There’s a choice we’re making
Will you survive?
Together we’ll make a darker world,
You cannot hide.

(slow)
Do they know it’s Halloween at all…

(moderate)
Bury the world
Let them know it’s Halloween this…
Bury the world
Let them know it’s Halloween this…
Bury the world
Let them know it’s Halloween this year.

Do they know it’s Halloween at all…?
 
by Linda Rondstadt

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Oh, say can you see
By the dawn’s early light,
When so thirsty we rise
The moon’s light does fill the skies.

Who’se white necks do we bite
Through the perilous night,
O’er the coffin’s and tombs
We lay still then seal your doom.

And the blood’s red—red glare
The fangs flying in air,
Gave proof to your head
That you now are undead.

O’say does that doom-fangled,
Planner yet say…
O’er the night of Halloween,
All your blood, we shall, clean.
 
by The Unknown Comic

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I’ve been fighting gangs of zombies
Fighting to keep them at bay,
I’ve been fighting gangs of zombies
Just to live another day.

Can’t you hear the mortals crying
Risin’ up so early in the morn,
Can’t you hear the zombies growling
Die then be reborn!

Mortals won’t you die
Mortals won’t you die
Mortals won’t you be re-bo-o-o-rn

Mortals won’t you die
Mortals won’t you die
Mortals won’t you be reborn

Zombies in the graveyard with mortals
Zombies in the graveyard I know oh-oh-oh,
Zombies in the graveyard with mortals…
Chewing up your guts then go!

Goin’….
Chew chew chew e-i-o
Chew chew chew e-i-o-o-o-o
Chew chew chew e-i-o….
Chewing up your guts then go!
 
by Enik the Sleestak

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